How many DIY buffs does it take to change a light bulb? One, but it takes two weeks and four trips to the hardware store.The narcissist holds the light bulb while the rest of the world revolves around him. How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it while you are eating dinner.Plus, for more about dads (both funny and inspiring), take a look at our memorable list of dad quotes. And if your funny bone requires further tickling, check out some of our other favorites, such as the 100 best jokes ever published in Reader's Digest, our collection of easy-to-remember short jokes, and our compendium of totally corny jokes. Here, in honor of Reader’s Digest's 100th anniversary, are more than 100 of the best dad jokes from our first 100 years. A dad joke is almost always pithy and frequently corny. Video credits to myself and plank.We’re not sure who invented the term “dad jokes,” but we know one when we see one. Quick chainsaw during Father chase (GE/100% only):Īll skips/strategies in this guide were discovered by myself, SMP, Numulix, LordLegender or Tegron. If you move quickly, you can get it very quickly as soon as everything is set up, which we currently call the 'Quick Cycle'. Because of this, suboptimal movement will cause the room to take much longer than it needs to as the doll will be in a position where you have to wait a long time for it to move back under the chandelier. Unlike the earlier MF games, the chandelier room doll moves independent of the player, and will not stop during cutscenes. You can skip the fast QTE when collecting the doll room by holding up as you come out of the gem pickup notification. Optimal doll room guide with window doll skip: Holding in Down and Right together will take you straight to the rat corridor.
When you leave the room it will look as if you have black screened the game but you're actually in the hallway Aya collapses in. You can then sequence break by using the perfume in that menu before the doll attacks you. You can skip the door barricading scene after grabbing the perfume by X buffering before grabbing it. Hold X before moving the logs and the menu will pop open just after the logs move: You can X buffer in the fireplace before dropping the eyes. You can press X on most ladders to immediately drop to the bottom, saving time climbing down them: Assuming you collect all the torch items in the optimal order, you can make the torch quicker this way: You can X buffer the firewood so the menu opens as you pick it up.
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This trick is explained again during the guide for the Numulix Skip so feel free to watch that if you prefer a video guide. This trick is called 'X buffering' or 'menu buffering', and is used a few times during the game.
This allows you to use the item right away after picking it up without having to open the menu through conventional means, creating small time saves and potential sequence breaks. In certain areas, you can save time menuing by holding X before picking up the item, so that the menu opens very quickly after you pick the item up. Current fastest room order for the main mansion area is to complete all top floor objectives before moving onto the bottom floor.
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